Hail the Male!!

Hey guys, let me tell you a long tale
About you – the sexy, flamboyant male
Don’t whinge and cringe
It ain’t about size, feat and binge
I’d just like to put you in planets
And send you into elliptical orbits

Well to start with we have the one in limbo
Whose stance is always akimbo
He’s probably eager, smart and suave
But in affairs of the heart he’d probably starve
His brain is constantly in collision with his heart
For the former is travelling light years apart
It’s orbiting around cold hard Pluto
And the damsel in question says, So long, Tweeto
His theme song in life is ‘Please forgive me, can’t stop loving you’

But pray, tell us dear friend, who is the you?
It’s the choice you must make
Forever not to break
Those numerous hearts that are drawn to you
By that song of love you sing, impromptu
So Mr. Fake, it’s time to up the stake
And choose only the one, to be your lifetime take.

Now here comes the Undertaker
With a humungous “I” in his trailer
He swaggers to the rhythm of ‘Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way’

And lives in that huge bubble
Which make girls go in a tizzy and sway
He thinks he’s this terrific star unique
But doesn’t realize he’s just an egoistic freak
So orbiting like dazzling Saturn
Proclaiming his rings make others burn
With rage and jealousy
Oh yea girls, let him live in this fantasy

Now, what do we have here
Some almost cool guys fear
He’s smoldering hot
And loves to put girls in a spot
He’s sassy, witty and funny
Making baby dolls melt like honey
He’ll keep you in splits for hours
Cos hey, he’s the guy from Mars
He’s here only ‘For your entertainment’

But chooses not to be for attainment
So be it winter, fall, summer and spring
He’s always ready to laugh, sway and sing
Hence he’ll be eternally single
And forever ready to mingle

Now here’s the complete sweetheart
He has the ladies from the start
He’s caring and loving
And perpetually giving
He’s honest, intelligent and a charm
Wow, he’ll never do a girl harm
He’s every girl’s ‘Candyman’

With numerous females… his fan
Well he’s the charmer from Venus
Yes chicks, he’s one of us
So wouldn’t he be dangerously gay
And let our fluttering hearts go disarray

So, hey girls, we’ll never know
Cos the less you learn, less will always be more
And, hey guys, this was humor and pun
Not any show, tell or run
And you may have a little bit of each
But forever you’ll be out of reach
For it is multitudes that give you pleasure
Not the one and only that you’d want to treasure

So boys will be boys
And maybe, chicks will forever be their toys

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