There once was a whackadoodle
Whose english was limited and frugal
He didn’t like the word manipulation
Cos it interfered with his blood circulation
So he tried to juxtapose the word
Cos he has the brain of a bird
He’s the president of vice
And can axe your head off without a heist
He can professionally box and wrestle
And can also be the referee with the whistle
He can sow and mend
And mentally transcend
Losing a thistle
Into evil kannivel
Now theres enough of jargon for you to look through
So read, understand and of course misconstrue
Is it attitude or ineptitude
To cope with awesome aptitude
Now Mr. High&Mighty Whackadoodle
Will become a permanent resident at Google